guys, there's no hope for us. we need to just pack it in and take the L. we tried the best we could, we gave it all we got, we left it all out on the court, but at the end of the day we don't sound like jayme, we don't look like jayme, we don't throw parties like jayme, we don't cook like jayme, we don't build furniture like jayme, we don't do anything nearly half as well as jayme does. but that's fine because being in jayme's presence is enough. one of the most innately talented and generous people i know, jayme at the snap of a finger could make everything you do look as uncool as layering a tank top over another slightly larger tank top. god help us all. serious, no nonsense, heartbreaking, career-making pop.