MADDIE ROSS

 photo by jayme dee

photo by jayme dee

it's hard to be objective about maddie ross. i've been both dating and producing her for almost five years. i could have gotten another bachelor's degree in that time. i could have gotten two master's degrees. which all would have been easier than dating her! ha ha! straight ball-and-chain humor. hilarious. i think the objective truth is that maddie ross is a superior human being with an immense capacity for love and compassion. the most emotionally intelligent person i know, she has the ability to critically analyze and contextualize people's behavior. this is my very left-brained way of expressing appreciation for her emotional skills which i clearly do not even come close to understanding. which is why we make a great team. and why i love her very much. anyways, i'll just text her instead of writing more here.